大牛转前语：俺的英语打上世纪80年代就开始不学了，原因以前在博客里说过，归功于我们那个把西红柿说成茄子的英语老师。不过，2008年就要到了，中国人第一次办奥运，我怎么也得做点贡献，万一老外有事情问我，我也可以跟老外对上几句不是？于是，我就开始上网找教材学习英语，忽然，我发现某网站帖了下面这个教材，颇简单实用，真熟悉啊，貌似我当年那个把西红柿说成茄子的老师教过的英语。恩，转过来，希望大家一起学习，共同进步。
1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．watch sister
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！
20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21.People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
22.seven up eight down
七上八下
23.love who who
爱谁谁
24.no three no four
不三不四
做早操:do morning ****
做课间操:do class between ****
25一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块， 吃你的，住你的
27.you give me run egg！
你给我滚蛋！
